Theresa has decided to be Anna Nicole Smith for Halloween. I just scooped some ashes out of the fireplace for her. This is going to be a wild night. Hope she doesn’t get the hiccups!

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It wouldn’t be a scandal if it were true - so you know it’s not true. The theory that Mary was also the “beloved disciple” in the book of John is also a lie. Though I would say that she was his beloved.

We should start a rumor about the Pope and Mother Theresa. Or is it a rumor?

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Just when you think the mainstream is getting dangerously fundamentalist, something like this comes along. Maybe society is just getting pulled toward two opposite polls? This seems like an apolcalyptic move for ABC.

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I love it when conspiracy theories make their way to the forefront of the American concsiousness.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3229829.stm

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Today’s just another day/where I don’t feel good/and if I could find another way/you know that I would.

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Everybody!

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“When this moron’s arm went down the crapper, so did our evening commute,” Metro-North spokesman Dan Brucker said.

Spoken like a true N.Y. City employee.

Did this guy really think the phone would be worth retrieving? Hey - my dad has a friend who works for the city sanitation dept. He once took my brother on a “field trip,” and he came home with all sorts of goodies. I think he said the most common thing to find is drugs and condoms. In that order.

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And this too!

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I think she’s also responsible for this.

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Hey Veronica, I changed the picture…whatdaya think now?

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Is that a Georgia peach?

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You can’t blame Boy George for the antics of a dyke from Commack. He was only trying to help.

If I was lesbian, I would rather have sex with George O’Dowd than with Rosie O’Donnell.

Speaking of which, I will be at Go bar tonight for Cabaret/Swing/Goth adventures. Then I will be at BoneShakers will Billy and his bitch, Johnny. I am going as the Grace to Billy’s Will. Although, tonight, he might look more like Grace than I will. He promised me he would do some drag.

The Matrix Revolutions in IMAX?!?! Shawn, you just made me weak in the knees.

Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Or does it?

Everend?

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Can I be a peach and sit on your head?

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I think I’m going to go as Carmen Miranda.

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http://www.nynewsday.com/entertainment/nyc-bzrosie313519595oct31,0,3508019.story?coll=nyc-flash-headlines

This is better than anything I could have imagined

Rosie O’Donnell yesterday was portrayed as a screaming yet naive celebrity who demanded control of the magazine bearing her name and whose actions turned off many readers after she fell under the influence of Boy George, the gender-bending British pop star.

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I think the new Matrix is going to be showing on the IMAX screen in the theater at the mall of Georgia.

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Typo Causes Companies to Merde

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So I’ve been inspired by yesterday’s conversations and a large pair of sunglasses. I’m gonna be “the new Jan Brady” for Halloween. Even went and got the big black wig and a lemon (remember? she tries to get rid of her freckles with lemons). What are you gonna be? Are you going to parties?

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And it was all good. Oh yeah, baby.

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Semantics. It’s all semantics.

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You’re right. I believe I formerly referred to it as sodomy. But that was back when it meant something.

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Veronica,

1. You never complained about my backseat abuse before (never called it abuse actually).

2. What the hell is John’s situation?

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Ahh Yeah!

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Don’t you just hate it when this happens?

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I know someone else who wanted to drag race.

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Aw, that ain’t nuttin’. Shawn’s just dipping my pigtails in the inkwell again, ‘cuz he’s too shy to express his true feelings for me.

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