Bored Athenians

Archive for October, 2005

Bush took no questions before boarding his helicopter for Camp David

Thus spake Joanne
October 28, 2005 at 2:12 pm

Simply because somebody has to post something on Friday

Thus spake Ennui
at 12:30 pm


The Amazing World of Cuddly really is amazing.
He even has his very own blog to prove it.

Read The Amazing World of Cuddly.

Or don’t.

Your choice.

But you’ve got to admit he’s cute.
Nice ass, too.

Thus spake Ennui
October 27, 2005 at 1:07 pm

And that was the last anyone saw of Timmy and Tom…

Thus spake Ennui
at 12:49 pm


And that was the last anyone saw of Timmy and Tommy.

Suspecting Terrorist Involvement, UN Bombs Smurfs

Thus spake Antropologo
at 12:42 pm

Petro Profiteers

Thus spake Antropologo
at 11:56 am

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Exxon Mobil Corp. posted a quarterly profit of $9.9 billion Thursday, the largest in U.S. corporate history, as it raked in a bonanza from soaring oil and gas prices.

…and this as people will freeze because they can’t afford heating fuel, much less the gasoline it takes to get the heating fuel to their houses…

damn da man.

Still Thursday

Thus spake Ennui
at 10:06 am

Thursday Again

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 5:01 am

Not Sure What to Make for Dinner Tonight?

Thus spake Ennui
October 26, 2005 at 7:44 am


Take a scroll through these delicious delicacies. We are sure that you will find something that will please you.

Compliments of candyboots.

Thanks, Eric!

Octacube: Shadow of the Fourth Dimension

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 7:41 am

This object is apparently a sculpture of the three-dimensional shadow that a fourth-dimentional solid object would cast. Kind of like if a very flat person came along and painted your shadow as it fell on the wall. It doesn’t look much like anything I would consider a shadow, but that raises the question, what would a two-dimensional person see if they looked at a shadow head-on? Oww, my head. Anyway, very pretty to look at. Link

(stolen from Warren Ellis)

I want…

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 7:34 am

…an mp3 of that robotic announcer from the old Hartsfield Airport transit system that said “please move to the center of the vehicle and away from the doors”.

Remote Control Humans

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 5:37 am

Damn those crazy Japanese. Their devious manipulations will destroy us all:

“I felt a mysterious, irresistible urge to start walking to the right whenever the researcher turned the switch to the right. I was convinced — mistakenly — that this was the only way to maintain my balance.

The phenomenon is painless but dramatic. Your feet start to move before you know it. I could even remote-control myself by taking the switch into my own hands.”

Yep, remote control of humans. Apparently, a special headset delivers electric impulses to the inner ear, giving you the impression of being off balance, which forces you to instinctively move to correct for this. Apparently, defense contractors in Texas are already investigating whether this effect can be delivered at a distance. On the plus side, researchers plan to test whether this device can be used to teach skills that require motion and coordination, but I think they’re just in denial about the coming robo-zombie apocalypse. Happy Wednesday! Link

(via Boingboing)

Quantum Indirect Lighting

Thus spake Evil Overload
October 25, 2005 at 7:24 am

Scientists have recently discovered, completely by accident, a new lighting technology that may one day render light bulbs obsolete. Quantum dots, extremely small crystalline semiconductors in a protein coating, can be made to emit various colors of light when activated. Being nanoscale, made up of 33 to 34 atoms, they can be applied to the surface of any object to render it a light source. So, in the future, traditional light fixtures may be replaced by, well, everything else. Tables, chairs, walls, pets, people…Link

Nazi Olsen Twins

Thus spake Evil Overload
October 24, 2005 at 12:21 pm

“Thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans.

They may remind you another famous pair of singers, the Olsen Twins, and the girls say they like that. But unlike the Olsens, who built a media empire on their fun-loving, squeaky-clean image, Lamb and Lynx are cultivating a much darker personna. They are white nationalists and use their talents to preach a message of hate.”

Yeesh. Link

"BOO! This fall’s sweetest – and scariest – benefi…

Thus spake Ennui
October 23, 2005 at 6:51 am


“BOO! This fall’s sweetest – and scariest – benefit song is DO THEY KNOW IT’S HALLOWE’EN. This single features a star-studded ensemble (Beck, Sum 41, The Arcade Fire) known as the NORTH AMERICAN HALLOWEEN PREVENTION INITIATIVE. Both a trick and a treat, this song is a satire - as well as a charity-benefit song with all proceeds being donated to UNICEF.”

Vendredi!

Thus spake Ennui
October 21, 2005 at 1:05 pm

We Forgot Our Birthday Again

Thus spake Evil Overload
October 20, 2005 at 12:48 pm

As of October 1st, Bored Athenians is two years old. Seems like only yesterday we were saying, “What the f#@$ is a blog?” Drinks and reminiscences are scheduled for Friday evening at Room 13, ten-ish.

"Strongest Hurricane Ever Recorded"

Thus spake Evil Overload
October 19, 2005 at 1:42 pm


“Hurricane Wilma, which has swelled into a dangerous Category Five storm, is the strongest hurricane ever recorded, the US National Hurricane Center says.

It says the storm’s barometric pressure - a measure of its strength - was the lowest on record in the Atlantic basin.

Its winds of near 165mph (270km/h) and heavy rains are threatening Cuba, Mexico and the Cayman Islands. “

Wow and goddamn. Link

Proponent of Intelligent Design says Astrology is scientific theory!

Thus spake Joanne
at 7:52 am

Makes you wish for the good old days

Thus spake Joanne
at 6:30 am

Designer Kidnappings

Thus spake Evil Overload
October 18, 2005 at 8:52 am

…the perfect gift for the man who has everything. In an arrangement reminiscent of The Game, you can now pay New York artist Brock Enright to kidnap you:

Each kidnap is different, to cater for the particular tastes of the individual.

Clients are mostly bound and gagged and taken away for a period of incarceration that lasts for hours, or even days.

“It’s about stepping outside of yourself. I wanted to see what I could do,” said Jason, a carpenter, in his mid-20s, who has gone through the kidnap experience three times already.

Link

(from we-make-money-not-art)

Mother*%#@er!

Thus spake Ennui
at 7:35 am

Teen gets 11 years after burning man ‘to the bone’
18/10/2005 - 14:01:20

A teenager who set fire to his drinking companion and burned him “to the bone” has been sentenced to 11 years by Judge Frank O’Donnell at Dublin Circuit Criminal Court.

Blaine O’Mahony (aged 19) of Swan Grove, Rathmines, Dublin, also kicked another man unconscious and assaulted a third.

Keep reading…

Saturday Night TV Open to Suggestions

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 6:29 am

Apparently, TV networks are desparate to find something to revitalize the Saturday night time slot:

NEW YORK (AP) — The state of network television on Saturday nights has become so dire that ABC has essentially put a prime-time slot up for auction to anyone who has a compelling idea — as long as it’s done very cheaply.

ABC has put the word out to Hollywood producers that a Saturday night home is available to a program that can be made for no more than $500,000 an episode, which is about a quarter of what the traditional comedy or drama costs.

This means two things: One, that people are watching less TV, which can only be good. Two, that the networks are willing to try (almost) anything that can be done cheaply, so this is a chance for all you itinerant screenwriters and film students to create something original and and break television out of the time-honored “vapid worthless excrement” pattern. Anyway, Link.

(via Monochrom)

Transparent Aluminum!

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 6:10 am

Star Trek fans will immediately recognize the reference to a science fiction material, which has now become a reality. Scientists at the Air Force Research Laboratory have developed an aluminum compound, specifically aluminum oxynitrate (ALONtm for all you chemists), which has protective capabilites superior to the armored glass currently in use, and is nearly scratchproof and much lighter.

Here’s the link I stole from Slashdot.

THC: Total Higher Consciousness

Thus spake Antropologo
October 17, 2005 at 4:30 pm

Plame leak may involve Cheney according to Bloomberg News

Thus spake Joanne
at 10:55 am

Make Up Your Goddamn Minds

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 10:47 am

Wind power is abundant, free, and non-polluting, but several groups are trying to shut down various wind power sites, for reasons ranging from birds getting killed, to concern over declining property values (!!!WTF!!!). All right, the bird thing I can see, and wind power sites should at least look into caging the windmills to cut down on unnecessary bird deaths. But the kind of people who legislate against alternative engergy possibilities because it interferes with their high-priced oceanfront view should be strapped to treadmills to make up the difference. Anyway, here’s the article.

Derry to host first ever gay marriage in Ireland a…

Thus spake Ennui
October 14, 2005 at 3:46 am

Derry to host first ever gay marriage in Ireland and UK
14/10/2005 - 08:32:19

Ireland’s first-ever gay marriage is reportedly due to take place in Derry before the end of this year.

Reports this morning said the marriage would take place under British laws legalising same-sex unions that are due to come into force in December.

Derry’s registrar of births, marriages and deaths has reportedly confirmed that he has already received one booking for a marriage under the new law, as well as a number of other inquiries.

source: BreakingNews.ie

Because It’s Thursday

Thus spake Evil Overload
October 13, 2005 at 12:18 pm

Bad Times

Thus spake Tycho
at 8:02 am

The NY Times non-coverage of Judith Miller’s testifying is perhaps some of their worst work since, well, Judith Miller’s many columnns which falsely reported the presence of WMDs in Iraq. In the October 12, 2005 edition of his PressThink blog, Jay Rosen proposes a likely scenario that Miller is hiding her role as a Bush administration mouthpiece and the Times is fearful of reporting the story as it unfolds because emerging facts can’t be sanitized to protect the paper’s reputation. (Heard about it on NPR this a.m.) Link.