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Archive for May, 2006

Aerosol was good cause it kept away hurricanes?

Thus spake Antropologo
May 31, 2006 at 3:54 pm

The Real Simpsons

Thus spake Ennui
May 29, 2006 at 6:00 am

After all, Bart does imitate life.

Daily Wikipedia

Thus spake Sheni
May 24, 2006 at 12:17 pm

Thus spake Ennui
at 8:52 am

The Future of Retail

Thus spake Ennui
May 19, 2006 at 11:21 am

The Future of Touch-Screens

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 6:01 am

Check out this video:

(Thanks, Dad!)

Potential Habitable Planets!

Thus spake Antropologo
May 17, 2006 at 12:26 pm

Happy Tuesday

Thus spake Evil Overload
May 16, 2006 at 5:26 am

Apropos of nothing, here is a baby platypus:

Your platypus here

I stole it from this page about the summoning of thought forms, which in retrospect may have been a bad idea.

I was going to post this photo on Mother’s Day wi…

Thus spake Ennui
May 15, 2006 at 12:43 pm


I was going to post this photo on Mother’s Day with a caption that read “Look ma, no hands,” but then I thought better of it and I realized that posting it on the day after Mother’s Day would be much more inappropriate.

Bananas in Crisis?

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 7:37 am

The wild breeding stock that produces most of the world’s bananas appears to be in jeopardy:

Virtually all bananas traded internationally are of a single variety, the Cavendish, the genetic roots of which lie in India. Three years ago, New Scientist revealed that the world Cavendish crop was threatened by pandemics of diseases such as that caused by the black sigatoka fungus. The main hope for survival of the Cavendish lies in developing new hybrids resistant to the fungus, but this is a difficult and time-consuming task because the seedless modern fruit does not reproduce sexually and has to be bred from cuttings.

Link

Going, Going…

Thus spake Tycho
May 13, 2006 at 1:33 pm

Gone! GM announces the end of the offensive Hummer 1 model. Hopefully gas prices will push the H2 & H3 out of production next. Link

Clinton was better!

Thus spake Antropologo
at 10:03 am

And I Didn’t Even Have to Cheat

Thus spake Ennui
May 12, 2006 at 8:30 am

So I guess this makes it official.

You Belong in Dublin

Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You’re the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl… or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

Electricity Produced From Magnetic Bacteria

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 8:12 am

Good news for alternative clean, renewable energy initiatives:

Kartik Madiraju, an 11th-grader from Montreal, was able to generate about half the voltage of a normal AA battery with a fifth of an ounce of naturally occurring magnetic bacteria. And the bacteria kept pumping current for 48 hours nonstop.

“No one has ever used magnetic bacteria to produce an electrical current before,” Madiraju said.

Interesting. Link

Friday Cocktail

Thus spake Ennui
at 6:23 am


Green Tea Martini

Total time: 40 minutes; active time: 10 minutes

2 ounces Green Tea-Infused Vodka

Splash of peach schnapps

Garnish: dried peach or apricot pieces

Shake Green Tea-Infused vodka in a cocktail shaker with ice and a splash of peach schnapps. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with dried peach or apricot pieces.
Yield: 1 serving

Green Tea-infused Vodka

1 liter Absolut Vodka

1 vanilla bean, split

11/2 cup loose green tea

1/4 cup diced dried peach or apricot (1/4-inch pieces)

1/4 cup diced dried quince or apple (1/4-inch pieces)

2 tablespoons dried mallow or chamomile blossoms

Pour vodka into a large pitcher. Scrape seeds from vanilla bean into vodka, then add remaining ingredients. Let the mixture sit 30 minutes, then taste. If the flavor is not strong enough, allow the mixture more time to blend. When the flavor is to your liking, strain the mixture through double layers of cheesecloth or through a coffee filter. (It’s important to remove all bits of tea, fruit, and vanilla bean, as these ingredients can cause the vodka to degrade more quickly.) Once strained, the vodka can be stored several months chilled or at room temperature.
Yield: 1 liter

Compliments of the bartender.

Draw a Pig, Learn About Your Sex Life

Thus spake Ennui
May 11, 2006 at 10:43 am

Click the correct pig to play.


Thanks Ben!

Mini E Coli Outbreak in Scotland

Thus spake Ennui
May 10, 2006 at 10:33 am

Original Star Wars Trilogy To Be Released On DVD

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 8:30 am

Woohoo! On September 12th of this year, LucasFilm will finally be releasing the original versions of the first trilogy. Original, meaning no cute animations and Greedo doesn’t shoot first. Meaning I can once again enjoy the defining literary work of my childhood in its pure, uncorrupted form. Happy Birth-day to me… Link

Evil Turns 30

Thus spake Ennui
at 4:12 am

Everybody dance!

Thus spake Evil Overload
May 9, 2006 at 1:24 pm

Vatican Astronomer: Creationism "A Kind of Paganism"

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 11:49 am

“Brother Consolmagno, who works in a Vatican observatory in Arizona and as curator of the Vatican meteorite collection in Italy, said a “destructive myth” had developed in modern society that religion and science were competing ideologies.

He described creationism, whose supporters want it taught in schools alongside evolution, as a “kind of paganism” because it harked back to the days of “nature gods” who were responsible for natural events.”

Between this and the lifting of the ban against condom use, I’m pretty impressed so far with the current papal administration. Link

(from Warren Ellis)

Mars Suit

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 5:43 am

Scientology Training Superheros

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 5:12 am

The Scientology headquarters in Clearwater, Florida is about to start offering a training program called “Super Power”:

Church officials won’t discuss specifics of Super Power. But Feshbach and another prominent Clearwater Scientologist who, like Feshbach, is a major donor to Super Power’s building fund, provided some details in interviews with the St. Petersburg Times. A group of former Scientologists who worked for the church on a campus in California where the program was in development also described elements of it.

Super Power uses machines, apparatus and specially designed rooms to exercise and enhance a person’s so-called perceptics. Those machines include an antigravity simulator and a gyroscope-like apparatus that spins a person around while blindfolded to improve perception of compass direction, said the former Scientologists.

So that’s how they’re planning to take over the world. They’re going to seize power with an army of amped-up superhuman rich people.

Look Upon the Fruits of Capitalism

Thus spake Evil Overload
May 8, 2006 at 2:08 pm


If you can imagine it and someone will pay for it, it’s only a matter of time. Link

Beetle Beetle bo Beetle banana fanna fo Feetle me mi mo Meetle, Beetle!

Thus spake Joanne
at 11:58 am

Faith = Illness

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 8:45 am

More heavy material to complement a gray Monday:

Maybe I’m just getting old, but I no longer see the real value in being tolerant of other people’s beliefs. Sure, when beliefs are relegated to the realm of pure entertainment, they pose no real danger. So, a kid believes U2 is really a supergroup on par with The Beatles or The Who. That’s *his* problem, and it doesn’t really do a lot of harm to anyone except those of us who still stop by MTV occasionally to see what might be playing.

When religions are practiced, as they are by a majority of those in developed nations, today, as a kind of nostalgic little ritual - a community event or an excuse to get together and not work - it doesn’t really screw anything up too badly. But when they radically alter our ability to contend with reality, cope with difference, or implement the most basic ethical provisions, they must be stopped.

Link

Presented Without Comment

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 8:30 am

Thus spake Ennui
May 5, 2006 at 1:09 pm

Thus spake Ennui
at 11:39 am

Dread Hurts Like Pain

Thus spake Evil Overload
at 11:27 am

Sorry, couldn’t resist the title. Apparently, the sensation of dread uses the same neural pathways as pain sensations, which is why the anticipation of pain is sometimes worse than the pain itself. Link