Bored Athenians

Archive for July, 2006

Quote of the Year

Thus spake Evil Overload
July 29, 2006 at 8:22 am

Drunk guy: “Sex is better when you’re smart. Otherwise you end up banging an ugly stupid girl and realize… I’m a moron.”

@broad street
overheard by: anonymous

(stolen from Overheard in Athens)

Keep the Net Neutral

Thus spake Tycho
July 27, 2006 at 1:15 pm

Help keep corporations from stealing Bored Athenians’ bandwidth.

Sign the petition

and

Check on how your Senators are expected to vote

If only we could find TC and Higgins

Thus spake Sheni
at 7:35 am

Click HERE to make yourself happy.

Cubicle Wars 2006

Thus spake Ennui
July 26, 2006 at 11:25 am


On a related note, last night, Evil Overload officially announced that the Bored Athenians are no longer bored.

Boring, perhaps. But no longer bored indeed.

Mercury Retrograde, July 5 - 28, 2006

Thus spake Tycho
July 25, 2006 at 4:18 pm

No wonder it’s been so quiet here. I assume there will be more postings starting on the 29th. Link

What Evil Lurks Behind Hotel Room Pictures?

Thus spake Tycho
July 24, 2006 at 3:43 pm

It’s Friday and It’s Beer-thirty

Thus spake Antropologo
July 21, 2006 at 1:21 pm

"YouTube, Google Video and related sites have revi…

Thus spake Evil Overload
July 19, 2006 at 11:25 am

“YouTube, Google Video and related sites have revived vaudeville, then stabbed it in the neck with the razor-sharp shards of a torn can of energy drink, kicked it in the ribs, and left it onstage to writhe for the amusement of millions. And you can be part of it!”

Link

American Public Schools: Designed to Suck

Thus spake Evil Overload
July 17, 2006 at 10:32 am

Primary sources confirming what many of us have suspected all along:

Fingers are pointed at various aspects of the schooling system—overcrowded classrooms, lack of funding, teachers who can’t pass competency exams in their fields, etc. But these are just secondary problems. Even if they were cleared up, schools would still suck. Why? Because they were designed to.

How can I make such a bold statement? How do I know why America’s public school system was designed the way it was (age-segregated, six to eight 50-minute classes in a row announced by Pavlovian bells, emphasis on rote memorization, lorded over by unquestionable authority figures, etc.)? Because the men who designed, funded, and implemented America’s formal educational system in the late 1800s and early 1900s wrote about what they were doing.

Link

Interdiction!

Thus spake Evil Overload
July 14, 2006 at 8:35 am

Catholic stem cell researchers could be banned from taking Holy Communion, relieved of church duties and even denied a church burial. That’s if Cardinal Alfonso López Trujillo gets his way.

Head of the Vatican’s Pontifical Council for the Family, Trujillo is the most senior Catholic official so far to proclaim on the morality of stem cell research. “Destroying human embryos is equivalent to an abortion,” he said in an interview in the Catholic weekly Famiglia Cristiana on 2 July. “Excommunication will be applied to the women, doctors and researchers who eliminate embryos [and to the] politicians that approve the law.”

Remember, if they sink to the bottom of the river, they must be without sin. Link

Taliban-style takes over in Jefferson

Thus spake Antropologo
July 11, 2006 at 6:05 am

We’re All Mad Here!

Thus spake Ennui
July 10, 2006 at 11:14 am


It’s The Magic Roundabout, don’t you know?

(Muchas, Muchas Gracious, Manuel!)

Thus spake Ennui
July 7, 2006 at 10:49 am

The Happiest Boy Alive

Thus spake Sheni
July 2, 2006 at 3:00 pm


Despite the fact that riding a scooter proved to be a little harder than I had previously beleived, I have now broken the beast (almost literally) and will soon be taking to the road. Note the Flying Spaghetti Monster addition to the front. It was a gift from Evil Overload and the future Mrs. Evil Overload. I suspect that when I go down in a feiry inferno of metal and flesh, someone will ascribe my unpleasant demise to the Spaghetti Monster.