function motto()
{
//17
var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random() * 17);
if (ranNum == 0){document.write('Lather, rinse, Repent.'); } // Repent
if (ranNum == 1){document.write('A part of this complete <I>Weltschmerz</i>.'); } // Weltschmerz
if (ranNum == 2){document.write('The pleasing odor is half the point.'); } // odor
if (ranNum == 3){document.write('Thirteen across is "Schadenfreude", in case you were wondering.'); } // Schadenfreude
if (ranNum == 4){document.write('Last refuge of the incontinent.'); } // incontinent
if (ranNum == 5){document.write('All the news that\'s print to fit.'); } // news
if (ranNum == 6){document.write('The medium is the medium, and the message is "Fuck McLuhan".'); } // McLuhan
if (ranNum == 7){document.write('Well I just don\'t know, but I\'ll tell ya what though...'); } // du
if (ranNum == 8){document.write('Ah \'spect you\'ll be wantin\' them chains off...'); } // spect
if (ranNum == 9){document.write('The blog that beat Chuck Norris to death with Vin Diesel.'); } // chuckvin
if (ranNum == 10){document.write('Oooh! Shiny thing!'); } // shiny
if (ranNum == 11){document.write('Ain\'t enough turkey to feed this crowd...'); } // turkey
if (ranNum == 12){document.write('Like wall candy for the soul.'); } // wallcandy
if (ranNum == 13){document.write('Ever set something on fire just to be on TV?'); } // Fire
if (ranNum == 14){document.write('Once again, our past laziness has rendered our present laziness problematic.'); } // laziness
if (ranNum == 15){document.write('Defenestrating the proletariat since 2003'); } // Defenestrating
if (ranNum == 16){document.write('...in which we circumcise the world with a 100-foot clipper.'); } // clipper
if (ranNum == 17){document.write('Damn right, it\'s better than yours.'); } // milkshake
}